Suuuuure you did.

[ysobelle]

The other night, on a dating site, I had the following conversation. Keep in mind that this is nearly 1am.


Yesterday - 12:46am
(12:46:06 am)stevo:very sexy

(12:46:46 am)KahluaB:Thank you.

(12:46:55 am)stevo:yw

(12:47:05 am)stevo:are u near the airport?

(12:48:21 am)KahluaB:Sort of.

(12:49:46 am)stevo:im at the marriott

(12:50:27 am)KahluaB:Ah.

(12:50:40 am)stevo51064:meet me here on business

(12:50:53 am)KahluaB:I'm sorry?

(12:52:05 am)stevo:what are u doing?

(12:52:28 am)KahluaB:Checking email and the like.

(12:53:29 am)stevo:would you like to meet?

(12:54:25 am)KahluaB:Wow. I'm sorry, I don't do booty calls.

(12:54:35 am)KahluaB:Goodnight.


At this point, I signed off. I got the following later:


(12:55:44 am)stevo:oh i meant for a cup of tea

(12:56:21 am)stevo:and some great conversation



Uh huh. Right.


Gods. Why do I even bother?

Comments

[danorsong.livejournal.com]

I bet it was going to be damn fast tea anyway....

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAAA!

[center.livejournal.com]

Well, now I know what to do next time I'm going to be by the airport.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

And I will beat you soundly.

[scarletwildfire.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! That sounds like some of my winners I post about!

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

I know. Their only purpose is to give us something at which to point and laugh.

[blackbriar.livejournal.com]

I'd meet you for tea. Oh yeah.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Brown chicken brown cow!

[gypsybandit.livejournal.com]

wow, even I've never used that line...(puts it in his little book.)

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

...beat you with a petrified fish, I will....

[sterling2905.livejournal.com]

many of these morons will come and go, but trust me... there is hope. =)

[42redmonkeys.livejournal.com]

aww....I think he misunderstood you and you should give him a chance.

you asked how far he was from the air port, then you said you were AT the airport...he thought you wanted to meet I bet.

I think you should give him a chance!!!!!

[gretchen2149.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry! {{{hugs}}} Here's a bit of funny, maybe, to ease your pain?
http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/