Suuuuure you did.

[ysobelle]

The other night, on a dating site, I had the following conversation. Keep in mind that this is nearly 1am.


Yesterday - 12:46am
(12:46:06 am)stevo:very sexy

(12:46:46 am)KahluaB:Thank you.

(12:46:55 am)stevo:yw

(12:47:05 am)stevo:are u near the airport?

(12:48:21 am)KahluaB:Sort of.

(12:49:46 am)stevo:im at the marriott

(12:50:27 am)KahluaB:Ah.

(12:50:40 am)stevo51064:meet me here on business

(12:50:53 am)KahluaB:I'm sorry?

(12:52:05 am)stevo:what are u doing?

(12:52:28 am)KahluaB:Checking email and the like.

(12:53:29 am)stevo:would you like to meet?

(12:54:25 am)KahluaB:Wow. I'm sorry, I don't do booty calls.

(12:54:35 am)KahluaB:Goodnight.


At this point, I signed off. I got the following later:


(12:55:44 am)stevo:oh i meant for a cup of tea

(12:56:21 am)stevo:and some great conversation



Uh huh. Right.


Gods. Why do I even bother?