no, i mean a 6ft high cake donut with frosting and jimmies that comes lumbering down the street towards you at a high rate of speed.
DONUT. EATS. YOU.
It's okay tho, b/c it's totally the National Crisis our police force has been in training for. :cue COPS music: "Bad boys, bad boys/whatcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when the pastry comes for you?/ Bad boys, bad boys..."
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Wait, you didn't say John Travolta did you. Gods... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
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DONUT. EATS. YOU.
It's okay tho, b/c it's totally the National Crisis our police force has been in training for. :cue COPS music: "Bad boys, bad boys/whatcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when the pastry comes for you?/ Bad boys, bad boys..."
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