The joy of sharing.

[ysobelle]

REYBAN: WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ORAL ,BEBE ?

Reply: I think the best use of your mouth currently is to offer an apology.

REYBAN: THANK YOU ,I THINK I COULD ASK FOR APPOLOGY EVEN ON MY KNEES COS YOU ARE INCREDEBLE SO I DO APPOLOGIZE !!! CAN I ASK YOU TO SEND ME YOUR PASS ?? ?

Reply: My G-d. You're rude AND an idiot. No, you cannot have my pass.

REYBAN: YOU ARE RIGHT I AM RUDE AND YOU ARE SO KIND AND POLITE ....... THANK YOU !!!!!

Reply: Thanks. You have a nice life, there. Good night.



Oh, my G-d. Top THAT, miscelena!

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[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

This took place via the webchat feature of one of the netdating sites I'm on. I swear it literally made my jaw drop, and I laughed helplessly until the dog gave me odd looks. I'm not ecstatic to be back in the dating world, but gems like this make it almost worth it. I should add the man is, according to his profile, in his early 40s, educated, and intelligent, and he claims to be handsome. Which, unfortunately, isn't quite true to this beholder's eye.

Oh, Chris, if only you lived closer, you could be my Calgon.

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[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

I creamed him-- four out of five games. Go, me! It was much fun.

And I have a new tip for myself: whenever possible, do something new on a date. That way, even if the date goes South, you have something nice and shiny and new in your life. I owe chai latte to Opera Singer, and bison burgers, now, to Comic Book Guy. Well, bison burgers and the wonderful sense of contentment one only gets from anihillating someone utterly. Rowr!