One of my Quiver matches on OKCupid.
Mar. 13th, 2010 12:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelleI swear to you, I couldn't make this up if I tried. Oh, G-d, I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.
Hey, italianchef44 is one of your Quiver matches!
Send him a message and he’ll be added to your accepted matches.
If you are not interested, click here.
— Staff Robot
I am Married, Not Divorced, and Married.
My Self-Summary
OK....ARE YOU WOMEN THAT DESPRATE THAT YOU HAVE TO GO AFTER ANOTHER WOMANS HUSBAND...LIKE JOAN.....DID YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE HIS ACCOUNT INFO AND AM BETTER AT COMPUTER THEN HIM!WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN...BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A LADY THAT IS FOR SURE...JOHN IS MARRIED TO ME....WE HAVE BEEN FOR 18 YEARS! hE IS USING THIS SIGHT TO CHEAT ON ME ALONG WITH 5 OTHER SIGHTS...THE ONLY 2 TRUTHS ARE OUUR DAUGHTER IS 1 NOT 16 AND HE WORKS...THE REST IS A LIE....BUT I AM ALMOST SURE HE WILL BE SINGLE IN A FEW MONTHS....SO TRY BACK THEN IF YOU WANT A CHEATING LYING PIG WHO USES WOMEN FOR SEX AND MONEY!!!!!
My name is John. I'm new to the online dating scene. I am a proud father of a 16 yr. old daughter. I have no idea what to write here LOL! I am a chef hence the name I picked to use as a screen name and the 44 is my age. I've been at my current job for close to 16 yrs. so I do have a stable job. I always need my coffee, I don't have a certain preference as long as it has caffiene LOL. I like to do most everything like hanging out in starbucks, going out for dinners, going to the movies, beaches, walks, reading. There are other things, but once we meet we can go into further detail.
What I’m doing with my life
IN A WHILE MY WIFE IS GOING TO DIVORCE ME!!!!SINCE WE STILL LIVE TOGETHER AND ARE MARRIED
I’m really good at
LYING AND CHEATING AND USING WOMEN
The first things people usually notice about me
NOTHING
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite food would be mostly Italian, but I also like a wide variety of food. My music always varies, but I don't like rap or classical. Movies... as long as it's good.
The six things I could never do without
CHEATING, INTERNET CHEATIG, SIGHTS THAT DON'T CHECK BACKGROUND
I spend a lot of time thinking about
CHEATING
On a typical Friday night I am
always changes, sometimes relaxing at home, going to watch new bands play, watching a sporting event, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I AM MARIED
You should message me if
You should message me if you are looking for a guy that will treat you the way you should be treating which is respect and dignity. You will get someone who is honest and will work hard at a relationship to make it work.
Hey, italianchef44 is one of your Quiver matches!
Send him a message and he’ll be added to your accepted matches.
If you are not interested, click here.
— Staff Robot
I am Married, Not Divorced, and Married.
My Self-Summary
OK....ARE YOU WOMEN THAT DESPRATE THAT YOU HAVE TO GO AFTER ANOTHER WOMANS HUSBAND...LIKE JOAN.....DID YOU THINK I DIDN'T HAVE HIS ACCOUNT INFO AND AM BETTER AT COMPUTER THEN HIM!WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN...BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A LADY THAT IS FOR SURE...JOHN IS MARRIED TO ME....WE HAVE BEEN FOR 18 YEARS! hE IS USING THIS SIGHT TO CHEAT ON ME ALONG WITH 5 OTHER SIGHTS...THE ONLY 2 TRUTHS ARE OUUR DAUGHTER IS 1 NOT 16 AND HE WORKS...THE REST IS A LIE....BUT I AM ALMOST SURE HE WILL BE SINGLE IN A FEW MONTHS....SO TRY BACK THEN IF YOU WANT A CHEATING LYING PIG WHO USES WOMEN FOR SEX AND MONEY!!!!!
My name is John. I'm new to the online dating scene. I am a proud father of a 16 yr. old daughter. I have no idea what to write here LOL! I am a chef hence the name I picked to use as a screen name and the 44 is my age. I've been at my current job for close to 16 yrs. so I do have a stable job. I always need my coffee, I don't have a certain preference as long as it has caffiene LOL. I like to do most everything like hanging out in starbucks, going out for dinners, going to the movies, beaches, walks, reading. There are other things, but once we meet we can go into further detail.
What I’m doing with my life
IN A WHILE MY WIFE IS GOING TO DIVORCE ME!!!!SINCE WE STILL LIVE TOGETHER AND ARE MARRIED
I’m really good at
LYING AND CHEATING AND USING WOMEN
The first things people usually notice about me
NOTHING
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite food would be mostly Italian, but I also like a wide variety of food. My music always varies, but I don't like rap or classical. Movies... as long as it's good.
The six things I could never do without
CHEATING, INTERNET CHEATIG, SIGHTS THAT DON'T CHECK BACKGROUND
I spend a lot of time thinking about
CHEATING
On a typical Friday night I am
always changes, sometimes relaxing at home, going to watch new bands play, watching a sporting event, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I AM MARIED
You should message me if
You should message me if you are looking for a guy that will treat you the way you should be treating which is respect and dignity. You will get someone who is honest and will work hard at a relationship to make it work.
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Date: 2010-03-13 07:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-13 07:05 am (UTC)And you never answered my text.
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Date: 2010-03-13 02:51 pm (UTC)SWF has to either expand its space dramatically or cap its attendees dramatically. I'm working on the former.
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Date: 2010-03-13 11:24 am (UTC)And I'm sure there would never be any child custody issues with his wife...
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Date: 2010-03-13 11:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-13 12:27 pm (UTC)um, wow...he sounds like a real winner...plus you get the added bonus of an almost-ex wife! woooo!
:p
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Date: 2010-03-13 02:37 pm (UTC)who "is better at computers than he is" and found all his websights for cheating.....
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Date: 2010-03-13 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-14 12:10 am (UTC)Maybe you can sell his wife a corset? Sounds like she'll be dating soon.
Seriously, that is just creepy and wrong.
YIS,
WRI
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Date: 2010-03-14 05:58 am (UTC)Well - not that it came up as a match for you... blech...
But - just in general - that's actually pretty darn funny... makes me wonder if he's noticed that yet?
Oy...
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Date: 2010-03-14 01:10 pm (UTC)It's jackasses like him that give men a bad name...