I love my friends.

[ysobelle]

Five. Hours. Five hours of this.

http://www.facebook.com/Ysobelle?v=feed&story_fbid=107555972404


I was chatting online with bink this afternoon, and I suddenly realised that what the world really needs are Yo Mama/Doctor Who jokes.


Yo mama's so old, she's MEDICAL STUDENT WHO.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes the Ood go, "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn."

Yo mama's such a bad driver, every drive is a voyage of the damned.


Rick Callender: You mama's so ugly even Captain Jack wanted nothing to do with her.

Yo mama's so fat and stupid she thinks TARDIS stands for Treats And Relative Dinner Is Served.

Yo mama gets around so much that everyone she meets asks, "Are you my mummy?"


Alanna Jones: Yo mama's so dumb, she thought "The Doctor Dances" was a workout video.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a steak dinner in her lapel.


Ron Daniels: Yo mama so ugly she's the real reason the bees are disappearing.

Yo mama's so big they had enough to make 3 Cybermen.

And so on.


You have any?

Comments

[titaniumjunky.livejournal.com]

"Yo mama's so ugly, she makes the Ood go, "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

That one was mine-- thank you!

[farrell.livejournal.com]

Yo mamma so fat, she makes the Duke of New New York look as thin as the Doctor.

Yo mamma so big, she could fit in the TARDIS - if the chameleon circuit was set to "two car garage".

Yo mamma so fat, the Adipose from her could populate Manhattan.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Ooooo-- these are good. Can I repost 'em?

[farrell.livejournal.com]

Sure thing. :)

[tempest-gypsy.livejournal.com]

Yo momma so fat, the Slitheen didn't need a compression field in her skin.

Yo momma so ugly and stupid, the TV eating her face was an improvement!

Yo momma so big, she could take The Motorway's Fast Lane all by herself.

Yo momma so ugly, the Weeping Angles close their eyes.

Yo momma so big, the Vastanarada couldn't finish her.

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

Oh damn!

[brihanon.livejournal.com]

yo mommas so ugly they had to tie a 6 foot scarf around her neck so K-9 would play with her.

[tempest-gypsy.livejournal.com]

BWAAhahahahahaha!!!

[brihanon.livejournal.com]

oh good, I was afraid that this was too old a reference. I've been catching Dr. Who on BBC since before foxglove7887 was walking.

[brihanon.livejournal.com]

sorry, i haven't gotten much sleep in the past few days,

foxglove_8778