Sheesh.

[ysobelle]

I just had some guy on OKCupid try to lecture me on how "angry" my profile seems. Perhaps I should change it to read, "No, no-- I LOVE it when guys hit me up for cheap sex! Wheee! And I'd LOVE to be your green card! YAY!"

Another kid for whom "assertive" = "bitch." G-d, sometimes I wonder whether a life of pious seclusion could really be that boring.

Comments

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

Oh, damn... and JUST when I was going to hit you up for some cheap sex, too!

;-)

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Weekend Special! Four Dolla!

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

Me love you LONG TIME! ;-P

[freyas-fire.livejournal.com]

I was just about to ask what exactly *cheap* sex was in this economy.....

Think we should launch into "Drunken Scotsman" sometime this weekend....I'll have to see if I can find my blue ribbon pins I made last year. ;)

[ocin.livejournal.com]

Delete, Nikki Cohen, DELETE! (waving arms frantically).

Yes there are asshats out there. Delete them immediately. Repeat the mantra "My nice guy is out there looking for me".

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, my G-d-- you're a Cyberman!?


Yeah. He said I obviously had issues and baggage. Total asshole. But it still bugs the hell out of me.

[ocin.livejournal.com]

CyberWOMAN. Those aren't boxes on my chest!

[scarletwildfire.livejournal.com]

Strangely I've been in luck on OKcupid lately. In Luck meaning no idiots. And on a whim I did that thing I posted about in my journal yesterday, and didn't get raped. Win!

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Yes, but this is because you're made of Supreme Awesomeness.

[scarletwildfire.livejournal.com]

I don't really think so... but I'll take the kudos! ;P

[meoinc.livejournal.com]

I just got on to OKcupid. The one guy I met was nothing like the profile and the one I was suppose to go out with this weekend got mad at me when I had to cancel (twice but it was for a good reason). Why is looking for love so dam hard?! Sending you a huge hug and reminding you that you are love by a lot people!

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Awww! You're adorable. Thank you so much. Come by my booth-- I have hugs for you!

[briansiano.livejournal.com]

I get complaints at how "angry" I seem from people who _aren't_ trying to sleep with me.

Which is good, because the skeeviness factor's not there.

But it's bad, because it encourages the "geez, people are whiny assholes" factor.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

But so MANY things do that!

[elisabella.livejournal.com]

Your profile seems to be working like a charm to weed out the total asshats, so you're doing something right :-)

Hang in there!

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

An excellent point, but not one this idiot understood.

[ojouchan.livejournal.com]

This is why I got rid of it. I got tired of being poked at by jerks. But I do admit to finding love on the internet in a way. The NPL has way too many attractive nerdy cuties.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Why can't I just shoot them? Oh, wait-- does that mean I'm angry? And what's NPL?

Oh-- I pimped out your gorgeous little blue top hat on the Wench board a few months ago. A friend of mine swooned and snapped it up!