Apparently, I'm far cooler than I know.

[ysobelle]

I was delivered a warning last night: I'm to stop psychically invading someone's home as a spirit cat.

If psychic powers were anything like housekeeping? I couldn't even change a light bulb. I swear to G-d, I'm a psychic doorknob. A stone. I've had no less than three people tell me I live with a ghost: I've never seen her. Yet somehow, I've managed to stuff my psyche into a cat and send it halfway across the country to a place I don't even know to spy on someone I've never met.

Good heavens. I mean, don't you at least need a license for that?

Comments

[crystalsage.livejournal.com]

Wow. Someone paranoid much?

you psychic she-devil you. *snerk* :)

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Ain't I jist? Best of all, it was effortless, I tell you!

[radiofreerlyeh.livejournal.com]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?? There are some insane folks on this ball.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have noooo idea.


Neither did I before last night, actually.

[regalpewter.livejournal.com]

Send them back a note that it will take weekly donations of $1000 dollars to keep the spirit at bay as you are only the vessel......J/K
Sounds like they are wonked enough to believe it.
YIS,
WRI

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that's devious! I like it!

[fiannaharpar.livejournal.com]

Damn, someone beat me to it!

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

more animals

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!


*wipes eyes*



Oh, that's too perfect!

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

:D !!

[hederaivy.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you be far more likely to hang out in the green room at the Globe if you were going to send your astral body out a-wandering?
I mean...sheesh.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

I know! SO many places to go!

[mirroreyes.livejournal.com]

apparently you dont need a licence to be psychotic if that counts?
what the hell honey?

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

It's a loooong story. Longer than I knew, apparently. I mean, pikes!

[johnbroadfoot.livejournal.com]

As for the title of your post, I know a certain group of moderately fuzzy men who've been telling you that for years. I am proud to be one of them.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

You're so schweet! Wuvoo!

[snugglyevil.livejournal.com]

Again I say....I'm buying you cat-girl ears.

Mrow?

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Thwap. Getting me in trouble....