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[ysobelle]

Dear LJBT:

I like to bite my dog's ears. Does this make me a bad person?



Love,

Moi

Comments

[vixynne.livejournal.com]

Are said ears still attached to said (otherwise healthy and content) dog?
If so, then no.

Does the dog enjoy it?
If so, then no.

Does the dog get equal opportunities to bite *your* ears?
If so, then no.



Does it taste like chicken?
Actually, I'm just curious about that one. ;)

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Maybe?

She could, I suppose, bite my ears, but she prefers to step on me and bark in my face.

Only if chicken is furry. In which case, I STILL wouldn't know, cos Mom always taught me not to eat the furry chicken. Ew.

[delynfirebrand.livejournal.com]

Bad, no. Odd, yes.
I'm curious, too... does the dog get equal opportunity to bite your ears?

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

See above!

[dansr.livejournal.com]

Nikki, my love, you need to get laid. That, or we're going to think you really, really, REALLY Love Klue. ;)

::running and ducking the incoming Halibut!::

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

THWAP!


Part the first: maybe. Part the second: you are SUCH a freak. Yeah, you are.

[emalia.livejournal.com]

Hi my name is Emalia and I nip kitty ears...

No really.. I like to rub Beajolais ears on my lips, and occasionally squish them between my lips. I am a sick sick woman. Please help me.

[hederaivy.livejournal.com]

I thought that was normal cat-mom behavior.

[eponas-pen.livejournal.com]

That's totally cat-mom behavior! I do that all the time. They don't seem to mind - Gena actually quite likes it, Dragonfly finds it tolerable, and I wouldn't come anywhere near Dublin with my face and expect to keep it.

[imafon.livejournal.com]

I bite kitty and dog ears. If that makes me abnormal, than I don't want to be "normal"