That's a new one.

[ysobelle]

So one of the very nice young policemen just called. Amusingly, the phone rang with "Code Monkey." Anyway, he couldn't quite make out my name, so he needed to check. He said they'd be in touch if they needed me, and I said, "Oh, that's fine. I'm self-employed, so I'm flexible."

"Great. We'll call you if we need to subpoena you, if that's okay."

I just burst out laughing. How could I not? "I have to say that's something no one has ever said to me before."


You have to laugh. Really.