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And now for something completely different.
I've just figured out my perfect job for the moment.
I was reading the ASPCA e-newsletter I get every week, and they listed an abuse case. It ended well-- after too fucking long-- for the animals in question, don't worry. But what I really want? I want to go up to the people who do this to animals and take one good, hard swing with a Louisville Slugger. Just one. Head, kneecap, balls, I don't know. Depends, I guess. Then the law can do whatever it wants. I just want first crack. So to speak.
I was reading the ASPCA e-newsletter I get every week, and they listed an abuse case. It ended well-- after too fucking long-- for the animals in question, don't worry. But what I really want? I want to go up to the people who do this to animals and take one good, hard swing with a Louisville Slugger. Just one. Head, kneecap, balls, I don't know. Depends, I guess. Then the law can do whatever it wants. I just want first crack. So to speak.
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