One for the Not-So-Bright files.

[ysobelle]

Last night, at about, oh, 1am, I was hungry. So Imade myself some tuna salad. I added a tomato, mayo, some lemon juice, and oh, look-- I have those shallots! Why, I can't let them go to waste, can I? Why, no!

So I cut one open, and it smelled great. I took about half of it, chopped it up pretty fine, and dumped it into the mix. Raw shallot.

Not only did it taste...well, not fabulous, but I swear to G-d, if I can't get the taste out of my head soon, I'm going to scream. Brushing my teeth, using mouthwash, and eating a PB&J has not helped. I am slowly going mad. MAD, I say!

Comments

[caitriona27.livejournal.com]

Eat a lemon?? Suck on a tablespoon? The tablespoon idea is because the stainless steel counteracts the chemical in onions and garlic and if you rub your hands on one (or any stainless utensil) after chopping..

[hederaivy.livejournal.com]

drink some port or sherry.

I'm not sure if it will get the taste out of your mouth, but after 3 or 4 glasses you won't care anymore.

[loveyourlizard.livejournal.com]

LOL
Yeah, or maybe some margaritas. A few will do.

No really, try some chocolate.
(and if that doesn't work, hell at least you'll be well-fed and drunk!)
Wooooo!