QUOTE OF THE EVENING.

[ysobelle]

From teacher mirroreyes, describing a question asked in her middle school science class:

"Miz Zima! How do you convert from metric to Islam?"

Comments

[daemionfox.livejournal.com]

I need an address to send you your cheque

[irishcoyote.livejournal.com]

Oh that is great.

[vixynne.livejournal.com]

"Well, Billy, first you must accept that there is no measurement but Allah. Then cast aside your meter stick and liter-bottle, bow toward Mecca and pray five times daily."

[blackbriar.livejournal.com]

The problem isn't converting from metric to Islam. The problem is converting back.

[mirroreyes.livejournal.com]

high school darling.
I teach 9th graders.

i like the casting the meter stick towards mecca... maybe I'll try that next time someone asks such a silly question...

[imafon.livejournal.com]

Out of the mouths of babes and all that jazz. LOL!

Please, please, please have God smote me if my children are ever so ....well you know what I mean.