Dear Universe:
Could you kindly stop fucking with my friends? I mean, really, enough already, okay? Enough sickness and divorce and heartbreak and war and fear and stupidity.
And if you could find me a cute, stable, funny, sexy...you know, "all that" guy who wants what I want and won't jerk me around, that'd be good, too.
Oh-- and while we're dreaming, how about a Philly team goes all the way in '07, okay? Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers, whatever.
Love,
Me
Could you kindly stop fucking with my friends? I mean, really, enough already, okay? Enough sickness and divorce and heartbreak and war and fear and stupidity.
And if you could find me a cute, stable, funny, sexy...you know, "all that" guy who wants what I want and won't jerk me around, that'd be good, too.
Oh-- and while we're dreaming, how about a Philly team goes all the way in '07, okay? Eagles, Flyers, Phillies, Sixers, whatever.
Love,
Me