Seriously, I think white male Texan dick envy may have caused more wars than the jews (or, the pagans, or combined) at this point.

And Mel, com on, when your last publicity photo makes you look like Osama-BilltheCat-Laden, is there any criteria by which you should be taken seriously?

And the Israels are total slackers at racking up civillians compared to, well, US.