Sheesh.

I just had some guy on OKCupid try to lecture me on how "angry" my profile seems. Perhaps I should change it to read, "No, no-- I LOVE it when guys hit me up for cheap sex! Wheee! And I'd LOVE to be your green card! YAY!"

Another kid for whom "assertive" = "bitch." G-d, sometimes I wonder whether a life of pious seclusion could really be that boring.