Things I'll never say.

"Yeah, Hershey Park is $70 to get in, but they're not our competition. MDRF is our competition, and they're $10 cheaper to get in. OHRF is $20. NYRF is $16.95. THAT'S our competition. We're THIRTY FREAKIN' DOLLARS. You want to graciously discount the price for a few people so they'll have money to spend once they get in? Screw that-- lower the damn gate. We're the most expensive faire in the country. People come for the stage shows now-- they don't have money to spend on shopping. And that's if they decide to come to our show and not someone else's in the first place. Don't tell me they can get deals and discount tickets. Show some respect for your audience and don't make them jump through hoops. JUST LOWER THE DAMN GATE.

"Oh, and vote Democrat."