I love being female. No, really. I do.

[ysobelle]

Uh huh.


Just me and a bottle of Aleve today. I'd be far more unhappy, howe'er, were it not that I've been even more bitchy than usual lately, and crampy to boot. For weeks. Now, at least, I can get back on an even keel. And I've finally fixed the damned cable light across my livng room: turns out the plastic spacer between the metal uprights had melted onto the connection with the halogen bulb. Bastard. Thankfully, I had an extra unit to spare.

Now, on to cutting corsets.

Comments

[danicia.livejournal.com]

/shares her cadbury

Cramps are teh suck. We're in the same boat.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Looks like we're not alone!


Mmm-- thanks. I ADORE Cadbury. Munchmunch.

Oh, me too...

[wednesday42.livejournal.com]

...although the miracle of BC pills at least spares me from the "Assume-Fetal-Position-For-Half-the-Day" cramps. No, I just get the Murderous Rage From Nowhere^(tm) that makes up for its brevity with sheer intensity. You'd think it'd be amusing to have four grown men afraid of you, but really? Not so much.

::hands you raspberry starfish::

Re: Oh, me too...

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

I have some extra Cadbury here....



Thank G-d I've managed to mostly confine my murderous instincts to inanimate objects. I hate the whole PMS thing-- it gives guys too much fodder for stupid jokes and assumptions. Though, you know...it'd be easy to kill them at that point, wouldn't it? And a female judge would totally grok, right?

Re: Oh, me too...

[wednesday42.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. And really, the trick to avoiding ridicule during that oh-so-magical time is to do it thoroughly, with no question as to one's sincerity regarding beating someone to death with their own right arm. Guys don't joke nearly as much when they're busy backing away in terror. >;-)

[loveyourlizard.livejournal.com]

-cough-
"I love being female. No, really. I do." - Nikki
and then, in the same breath:
"turns out the plastic spacer between the metal uprights had melted onto the connection with the halogen bulb. Bastard. Thankfully, I had an extra unit to spare."

Daaamn! Can you come fix my car, while you're at it, darlin? I think the breaks and rotors, and my plugs and wires need replacing!
-winks-

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Heh. You kidding? I call out for that kinda stuff. I like to watch guys doing that.


Amongst other things.

[loveyourlizard.livejournal.com]

LOL Yup, agreed there. Definitely. -g-