Hearty chuckling.

[ysobelle]

Finally got a call back from the DA's office. The very charming Mr.(Officer?)Detto was quite funny. He suggested that if I hear from my grammatically-challenegd friend in Mebane, NC, I get the number of the police department there and send them copies of the threatening emails, "Cos I'm sure you can't swing a cat without hitting everyone in Mebane, North Carolina." He didn't actually snort, but we both laughed about it.

He also told me that I sound like a charming young woman, and he's sure I could convince a few large friends to go to North Carolina on my behalf to deal with this guy.

So that's that, but I got a good laugh out of it.


Oh, and I realised one further thing a while back: Mr. Fraudy Fraud's bitching about me conning him and getting his money? It was my money in the first place, you twit!

Comments

[smileitsme.livejournal.com]

If he's a twit -- remember to have him clean the hair from your brush!

[emalia.livejournal.com]

Tooo funny!

[silverstah.livejournal.com]

Dude, you HAVE several large friends in NC who can lay the smackdown if necessary.

OK, I'm not large, but I'm scrappy. And Himself has a mean right hook. :)

[nytcrie.livejournal.com]

hmmmm...I'm off to GA in a few weeks and pass through NC on the way...

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Grab my boots while you're down there?

[nytcrie.livejournal.com]

I could do that!

[corbaewench.livejournal.com]

I can arrange for 1 Momma nurse who lives in Mebane, her last name is Mebane and she know's the whole freaking town to put the shame on as well as between 2 and 6 large men (if not big and tall, one or the other) to go to his house, dressed in black suit jackets, black kilts, black ties and white shirts. Lemme paint you the picture:

*Ding Dong*

McFF: "Yes."

(The door opens to reveal 4 large men dressed in Kilts, Shirts, ties and jackets. A smaller, yet still built guy begins speaking.) "Are you Mr. Fraud McLairpants?"

McFF: "Yes, Who ar"

BKG: "Listen closely. We got here with no trouble, if you continue to annoy the lady, who wanted the D&D game.... you might find bad things happening. Real bad things. Things we don't even want to discuss.

Oh and BTW: She has friends /everywhere/. Boy's, let's go."
*BKG turns and walks away, leaving McFF with his mouth hanging open, door open, heating the outdoors.*

We can do it. Really. Mebane is /close/.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

I am SO all over that. Someone has to take the camcorder, though.

[nytcrie.livejournal.com]

Now that would be priceless :)

[neverborn13.livejournal.com]

why bother with intimidating him that will just incite him to act up even further. Let me deal with it. My friend hollywood gets out of jail on dec 21st im going to NC on dec 30th Ill have the problem taken care of by New years eve. Actually Ill have it taken care of by midnight on the 30th im not wasting precious drinking time on a low life like this guy.