Questions.

[ysobelle]

So if TempurPedic was developed by NASA, how is it the Swedish Sensation?

How the HELL do women pee on toilet seats?

Why is there a border collie on the box of HeartGard, when you can't give Ivermectin to collies?



There's more. I'm sure I'll come back to this theme.

Comments

[ciani.livejournal.com]

every single day when I use the bathroom at work I wonder how women can do this. I mean, sometimes it looks like they tried to write their name on the seat or something! I can only imagine it has something to do with some unresolved anger issue.. I just let mine all out. It's much healthier than peeing on the toilet seat.

When we were on our way back from fling some old lady came out of the stall I was about to use and hadn't even flushed?! nevermind that there was pee on the seat. I guess my filters were off because I was rather loud about it when I pointed out what she had forgotten to do. oops

[skiafoxmorgan.livejournal.com]

they get pee on the seats because they SQUAT, to avoid sitting on the "germ-infested" toilet seat.

As for the collie question, even though Border Collies have the word "collie" in their name, they really are descended more closely from spaniels and setters. There's also some greyhound in there.

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but apparently, there's enough collie in there to make it inadvisable to give them Ivermectin. And really, there's just no reason to risk it: Interceptor is just as good, and completely safe.

I have Rough Collies, my sister has Border. Not that you can really tell my sister anything, you know?

[eponas-pen.livejournal.com]

I KNEW Saoirse had greyhound in there somewhere! He's sooo fast! I still wouldn't give him Ivermectin, though, just in case - well, that & the vet said so...

[kaige-of-ct.livejournal.com]

Yup. Some women insist on squatting over the seat to avoid getting germs on themselves, thereby pissing all over the seat..and getting germs all over the seat for the next person that has the misfortune of walking in.

What I don't understand is why they don't at least try and clean it off after they've done it. They just leave it there like the world is their janitor. Nasty.