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So I'm watching Comedy Central tonight, and they have a special with Stephen Lynch. I'm enjoying it, really, until he gets to this one particular song, which...oh, man. Strumming my life with his fingers, I swear. I squirmed through the whole thing.



Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch

You're the love of my life but it cuts like a knife
and I feel that I'm being misled
See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned
of the swastika tattoo on your head

And it makes you smile when you hear "Sieg Heil"
You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots,
and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in our 5th anniversary card.

I think you're a nazi baby,
Are you a nazi?
You might be a nazi baby...

You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials,
and you watch them whenever they're airing
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone
for your puppies named Goebbles and Goering

You showed up late to our very first date,
I said "how are you" you said "white power"
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed
when you ask me if I want to shower...

I think you're a nazi
Don't be lying baby,
Are you a nazi?
Are you anti-Zion maybe?

Your every dress is monagramed SS,
you hold an Aryan picknick and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great
when I wear a little tiny moustache,

Your social politics say that races don't mix,
and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad,
for every problem there's a "Final Solution"...

I think you're a nazi,
Give me an answer baby
Are you a nazi?
You drive a fucking panzer baby

You say that love is blind so how could I have guessed
But then again I met you at a Schindler's List Protest.

I know you're a nazi
And that's why I'm leavin'
I know you're a nazi
Sure as my name is Stephen, Lynch-Berg-stein.






Oh, yeah, I'm glad SOMEONE thinks it's funny, buster! I'm glad SOMEONE'S making a dime off my tragedy!

*snerk*

Date: 2009-03-12 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenskye8.livejournal.com
There is an interesting story here that is flying over my head...

Date: 2009-03-12 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danorsong.livejournal.com
uhg and a half. I want to like Lynch but..... really they make me feel uncomfortable and not in a "I'm growing" way.

Date: 2009-03-12 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morriganswitch.livejournal.com
Well, we all have relationships that suck, but not everyone has a song about theirs. You lucky girl you. LOL

Date: 2009-03-12 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysobelle.livejournal.com
Oh, yeah. I'm lucky-- that's meee!

Date: 2009-03-12 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysobelle.livejournal.com
Trust me, they're totally supposed to make you squirm. Not like I'm squirming, but...yeah. All his songs seem to be like that. Give 'em a listen!

Date: 2009-03-12 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysobelle.livejournal.com
Sorry about that. I think I went and cleared it up.

Date: 2009-03-12 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danorsong.livejournal.com
I have them... on my computer and everything I actively dislike them for the most part.
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