I Am the OnStar Wench.
Feb. 18th, 2008 09:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelleI am the OnStar Wench.
Do you need to know how to get from Chicago to Wheaton, IL? Do you need to know when the last bus leaves from Manhattan to Monroe, NY? Do you need to know which Hogwarts Houses are represented by which colours? Just call or text me, day or night. I'm here for you.
But I can't unlock your car. Sorry.
Seriously, I'm going to start keeping track of the more bizarre things I get asked. Muhahahah! Oh, it's a CHALLENGE, now!
Do you need to know how to get from Chicago to Wheaton, IL? Do you need to know when the last bus leaves from Manhattan to Monroe, NY? Do you need to know which Hogwarts Houses are represented by which colours? Just call or text me, day or night. I'm here for you.
But I can't unlock your car. Sorry.
Seriously, I'm going to start keeping track of the more bizarre things I get asked. Muhahahah! Oh, it's a CHALLENGE, now!
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Date: 2008-02-19 03:14 am (UTC)Where's PartyCity??? It is supposed to be here, but I am here and it isn't.. hehehehe
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Date: 2008-02-19 07:25 am (UTC)"There should be woods on your left. Wait, there aren't? Crap. Wait! No! Shopping center on your left, straight ahead! WOOT!"