"I was just trying to be different."
Jul. 9th, 2004 10:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelleFrom: RUREADY4_FUN :I would love to put you on your bed on your back with your hands tied to the headboard and your legs spread high and wide and tied to the bed post. I would then sit there and lick your pussy for hours till you cum again and again.
To: RUREADY4_FUN : Hey, do me a favour? Don't contact me again. Thanks, have a nice life.
From: RUREADY4_FUN : I am so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I was just trying to be different.. sorry.
DIFFERENT? My G-d. How any guy can be this dumb is just beyond me. How did he get out of high school alive? Did he get out of high school? Hello, you're not different, you're a SLEAZY IDIOT. As if any woman who uses internet dating sites doesn't see stuff like this all the damned time. Oh, it's so different. I mean, I haven't gotten a line like this in, oh, at least six hours! And yeah, it utterly turns me on. Oh, yeah, you complete stranger, you. I just can't wait to throw caution to the wind and fling myself at your pixels! Who cares that you could be a mass murdering psycho and I could wind up in a 55-gallon drum of hydrochloric acid in a shallow grave in New Jersey? I'm so overcome by your wooing words I'm ready to do anything to meet you! Forget all that getting-to-know-you stuff! Who needs phone calls and dinner first? Heck, who needs first names?
Dweeb.
Sigh. Since when does moronic and crass equal different? Well...since I don't hang out with moronic and crass guys, I guess. I may be home with the dog on a Friday night, but that's fine. I'm not two feet under in the Garden State, right? Besides, I had a fitting this evening. It went very well, until the bride told me she may well tye-dye the dress after the wedding. Whimper.
To: RUREADY4_FUN : Hey, do me a favour? Don't contact me again. Thanks, have a nice life.
From: RUREADY4_FUN : I am so sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I was just trying to be different.. sorry.
DIFFERENT? My G-d. How any guy can be this dumb is just beyond me. How did he get out of high school alive? Did he get out of high school? Hello, you're not different, you're a SLEAZY IDIOT. As if any woman who uses internet dating sites doesn't see stuff like this all the damned time. Oh, it's so different. I mean, I haven't gotten a line like this in, oh, at least six hours! And yeah, it utterly turns me on. Oh, yeah, you complete stranger, you. I just can't wait to throw caution to the wind and fling myself at your pixels! Who cares that you could be a mass murdering psycho and I could wind up in a 55-gallon drum of hydrochloric acid in a shallow grave in New Jersey? I'm so overcome by your wooing words I'm ready to do anything to meet you! Forget all that getting-to-know-you stuff! Who needs phone calls and dinner first? Heck, who needs first names?
Dweeb.
Sigh. Since when does moronic and crass equal different? Well...since I don't hang out with moronic and crass guys, I guess. I may be home with the dog on a Friday night, but that's fine. I'm not two feet under in the Garden State, right? Besides, I had a fitting this evening. It went very well, until the bride told me she may well tye-dye the dress after the wedding. Whimper.