Screaming at the TV.
Jan. 23rd, 2008 12:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ysobelle"I LOVE YOU, LEWIS BLACK!"
Horrendous paraphrasing:
I never thought that we'd have a President in my lifetime who didn't believe in evolution. He says "the jury's still out." What jury where? The Scopes Trial is over. And why does the President believe the earth was created in seven days? Because he read it in a book. A book written by MY people. But our book wasn't good enough for you Christians, was it? You had to write your OWN, didn't you? "It's a whole new book! It's got a new main character-- and you're gonna LOVE him!" But any Sunday, I turn on the TV and see a priest or a pastor reading from MY book. And usually interpreting it wrong. But do you ever see a Rabbi reading from YOUR book? Ha!
I must have the full set of his DVDs.
Horrendous paraphrasing:
I never thought that we'd have a President in my lifetime who didn't believe in evolution. He says "the jury's still out." What jury where? The Scopes Trial is over. And why does the President believe the earth was created in seven days? Because he read it in a book. A book written by MY people. But our book wasn't good enough for you Christians, was it? You had to write your OWN, didn't you? "It's a whole new book! It's got a new main character-- and you're gonna LOVE him!" But any Sunday, I turn on the TV and see a priest or a pastor reading from MY book. And usually interpreting it wrong. But do you ever see a Rabbi reading from YOUR book? Ha!
I must have the full set of his DVDs.