At least it works for its money.

[ysobelle]

I can't not share this spam subject I just found in my trash:

"I am clinging to that tuft of grass on the cliff's lip, praying for it to hold one more heartbeat." The sender was one "Dead Florens."


Aw. Even my spam is Goth!

Comments

[snugglyevil.livejournal.com]

Emo spam makes trash cans cry.

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[snugglyevil.livejournal.com]

"Dead Florens"??? Do we have to blame Gilder for that???

[kylecassidy.livejournal.com]

TFoH – 878 “Once more, Saidin poured into him, just for a moment. Rand felt a sensation of strain, yet it was still a feeble flow. ‘You know my choices. I am clinging to that tuft of grass on the cliff’s lip, praying for it to hold one more heartbeat. If you fail, I am worse than dead. I must see you live and win.’ Suddenly eyeing Aviendha, he seemed to realize he might have said too much.”

[ysobelle.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I never really liked Jordan. Now I remember why.

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[eponas-pen.livejournal.com]

Bwaaaahahahhaaaahhhhaahahahaha! That was the best! Thank you for making my evening!

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[snugglyevil.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all...err..yeah...alot.