Torchwood. Whiny bastards.

Just watched "Cyberwoman."

Wow.

Is there going to be more whining? Should I just be prepared for it? Cos man, how the hell did any group of neurotic misfits ever get chosen to save the world? I really wanted to whack Ianto with a 2x4 about 5 minutes in, I swear.

"Sleeper"

JACK: Come on, have a little faith! With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?

OWEN, TOSHIKO, IANTO: (Horrified silence)

IANTO: ...He is dashing, you have to give him that.



OWEN: And what if they can't stop him?

TOSHIKO: They'll stop him.

OWEN: Yeah, but if they can't?

IANTO: Then it's all over.

OWEN: Let's all have sex.

IANTO (Nodding): And I thought the end of the world couldn't get any worse.