Apparently, if all my friends jumped off a bridge, I would, too.

General asshats, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Osama bin Laden, The Pope
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Saddam Hussein
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Uday Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Qusay Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell