We could do it in the water
And be a bit aquatic.
Or tumble through the air
But that may be too acrobatic.
I might break out the camera
And we'd both be cinematic.
We can't invite George Bush
For that would be undemocratic!

I luv you dressed up as a nun
'Cause I'm not too dogmatic.
And flying with you to Japan
Just might be problematic.
But seein' you smootch all the girls
Just makes be so ecstatic,
I cannot wait to see
My Asiatic Lesbiatic!

(*hee hee hee* There may be more later...)